February 2011
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
Feb 1st
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Still,
It sometimes hits me and I’m like “Oh my god. Did that actually happen?”
Feb 1st
Feb 1st
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January 2011
Jan 31st
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WELL IT'S GOOD OLD RELIABLE NATHAN
NATHAN NATHAN NATHAN DETROIT. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR ACTION HE’LL FURNISH THE SPOT EVEN WHEN THE HEAT IS ON IT’S NEVER TOO HOT.
Jan 31st
My ex girlfriend is a porn star
what-is-this-i-dont-even: i-m-a-gee: and boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out
Jan 31st
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squishietechie asked: I can't help it that 'Awkward 101' was right next to 'Awesomeness and Coolery'
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
squishietechie asked: Well. This is awkward. :|
Jan 31st
squishietechie asked: I am going to fuck you like an ANIMAL. ON YO BED. WITH ALL YOUR EEYORE SHIT WATCHING.
Jan 31st
Anonymous asked: BITCHYOUSOFINEYOUBLOWMYMINDASWELLASMYPENIS(IHOPE)
Jan 31st
Cellar door.
Jan 31st
Reblog if you want an anon message saying what...
TELL ME UR HONEST OPE-IN-EON.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
Okay.
This is definitely one of the best SNL episodes in a while.
Jan 30th
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WatchWatch
Science is fun. I want to do science in the shower.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Oh Mountain Goats, take me away.
Jan 30th
Jan 29th
Incase there was any question on JUST how lame I...
squishietechie: loup-garou: squishietechie: I would like you all to know I own about Seven-hundred and thirty silly bands. I also own Twenty-three silly-band rings. a life. You need one. In my defense- my friend Shannon pretty much bought me all of them. It’s true. I did.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Two and a Half Hookers
Dad: What happened to Charlie Sheen this time? He overdosed and then went to a hotel and trashed it and threw a hooker out the window, right?
Mom: ...he had a hernia?
Dad: From lifting up two hookers? Are you sure it was a hernia? I thought he lifted the two hookers, got a hernia, then dropped one out the window and flushed the other one down the toilet.
Mom: That's a big toilet.
Dad: Or a small hooker.
Jan 29th
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Yesterday my AP Lit teacher said that Africa was a country.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Why does everything take place in Seattle?
Is it really that great?
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Watching The Living Wake.
Five minutes in and I already love it.
Jan 29th
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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How to piss of nerds:
iamonlyamaid: How does one piss of nerds? By showing them these beauties:
Jan 28th
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It bothers me to think about how unappealing Harry...
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Real Life Transvestite Hoarders of Orange County...
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Jan 28th
put on some shoes, we're running to hell: Weird... →
omegalowmaniac: it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm you have to answer a fucking riddle and the riddle changes so you can learn more because you’re in Ravenclaw imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated and you get back to your dorm YOUR ASS JUST WANTS TO SLEEP IT OFF and your door is all “A man had twelve toothpicks...
Jan 28th
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I'm having trouble sleeping and my mom suggested...
Mother dearessssssst
Jan 28th