February 2011
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Still,
It sometimes hits me and I’m like “Oh my god. Did that actually happen?”
January 2011
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WELL IT'S GOOD OLD RELIABLE NATHAN
NATHAN
NATHAN
NATHAN DETROIT.
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR ACTION
HE’LL FURNISH THE SPOT
EVEN WHEN THE HEAT IS ON IT’S NEVER TOO HOT.
My ex girlfriend is a porn star
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
i-m-a-gee:
and boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out
squishietechie asked: I can't help it that 'Awkward 101' was right next to 'Awesomeness and Coolery'
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squishietechie asked: Well. This is awkward. :|
squishietechie asked: I am going to fuck you like an ANIMAL. ON YO BED. WITH ALL YOUR EEYORE SHIT WATCHING.
Anonymous asked: BITCHYOUSOFINEYOUBLOWMYMINDASWELLASMYPENIS(IHOPE)
Cellar door.
Reblog if you want an anon message saying what...
TELL ME UR HONEST OPE-IN-EON.
Okay.
This is definitely one of the best SNL episodes in a while.
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Science is fun. I want to do science in the shower.
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Oh Mountain Goats, take me away.
Incase there was any question on JUST how lame I...
squishietechie:
loup-garou:
squishietechie:
I would like you all to know I own about Seven-hundred and thirty silly bands. I also own Twenty-three silly-band rings.
a life. You need one.
In my defense- my friend Shannon pretty much bought me all of them.
It’s true. I did.
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Two and a Half Hookers
Dad: What happened to Charlie Sheen this time? He overdosed and then went to a hotel and trashed it and threw a hooker out the window, right?
Mom: ...he had a hernia?
Dad: From lifting up two hookers? Are you sure it was a hernia? I thought he lifted the two hookers, got a hernia, then dropped one out the window and flushed the other one down the toilet.
Mom: That's a big toilet.
Dad: Or a small hooker.
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Yesterday my AP Lit teacher said that Africa was a country.
Why does everything take place in Seattle?
Is it really that great?
Watching The Living Wake.
Five minutes in and I already love it.
How to piss of nerds:
iamonlyamaid:
How does one piss of nerds? By showing them these beauties:
It bothers me to think about how unappealing Harry...
Real Life Transvestite Hoarders of Orange County...
put on some shoes, we're running to hell: Weird... →
omegalowmaniac:
it has to suck to be in Ravenclaw
because you don’t have a password to get into your dorm
you have to answer a fucking riddle
and the riddle changes so you can learn more
because you’re in Ravenclaw
imagine if you were a Ravenclaw and you were intoxicated
and you get back to your dorm YOUR ASS JUST WANTS TO SLEEP IT OFF
and your door is all “A man had twelve toothpicks...
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I'm having trouble sleeping and my mom suggested...
Mother dearessssssst