May 2013
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I am going to a Bret Michaels concert tomorrow wat
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Woke up to a super awk text this morning. Fell back asleep and had bad dreams. Here’s hoping the rest of the day goes as planned.
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I had a really good day today. I woke up early and had a sudden burst of creativity so I worked on my cross stitch for a while then did my homework and took a quiz and watched a whole lotta Arrested Development (in preparation for the new season!) and download a bunch of new music, and then later I went over to Hayden’s house and we watched the Office finale with Brett and Nick and then I...
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trillow: “i’m the breadwinner in this family”, a man screams at his wife. “i won that bread in the competition all those years ago, don’t you fucking take that away from me.” his wife holds the mold covered bread above the open trashcan, staring him in the eye, daring him to make a move
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sossidge: flirting tips guys like confidence so when the time is right attempt to fight him in the street and steal his wallet when you’re about to kiss, lick his face.  he won’t be able to say no to a sensation that reminds him of his dog (a.k.a. man’s best friend) guys appreciate girls with a sense of humor so recite a whole Dane Cook special to him
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So on Saturday I’m gonna go see Bret Michael’s because he’s playing a free show in town and it’s gonna be hilarious.
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